12 hours ago on 22 August 2014 @ 7:33pm + 8,787 notes
via queer-sansa (originally moriartythetease)

http://queer-sansa.tumblr.com/post/95476423286/jcatgrl-copperbadge-persinetteinthetower

jcatgrl:

copperbadge:

persinetteinthetower:

moriartythetease:

So what happens if two people who have promised their firstborn to separate witches have a child together? Do they both just pop up in the nursery and have a custody battle?

I need a book about a little girl…

19 hours ago on 22 August 2014 @ 1:04pm + 218,877 notes
via britishbabbles (originally touchmypixels)

goomyqueen:

pooklet:

simblraaaaaagghhhh:

I can’t 

i was not prepared for this

If video games aren’t art, explain this???

20 hours ago on 22 August 2014 @ 11:31am + 32,149 notes
via conjuring--ghosts (originally jaclcfrost)

jaclcfrost:

jaclcfrost:

[inhales] [exhales] [looks out into the sunset] the sweet smell of not being in high school

[remembers that i have no idea what i want to do for my future] [continues to stare out into the sunset] shit

23 hours ago on 22 August 2014 @ 9:12am + 1,779 notes
via italktosnakes (originally lalondes)

italktosnakes:

psyducked:

finally found it

OR JUST ONE

23 hours ago on 22 August 2014 @ 8:32am + 13,294 notes
via the-meta (originally brittsfunhouse)

brittsfunhouse:

Well damn, guess that explains why the paycheck is shit.

1 day ago on 21 August 2014 @ 10:59pm + 14,389 notes
via conjuring--ghosts (originally robelessd)

robelessd:

why reenact the purge? Is shrek the musical not good enough?

1 day ago on 21 August 2014 @ 10:40pm + 39,983 notes
via skintercorpse (originally mechagod)

felinesamurai:

yanderehikari:

mechagod:

treat yourself this year

I don’t know who remembers it but straight up back in 2008 there were internet wars between Naruto and One Piece over which one was better, and it was most notably called the ‘Pirates or Ninjas’ debate. But this swimsuit. Is a Naruto one piece swim.
It is Naruto One Piece.
After 6 years we finally have the fucking epitome of that internet war in the weirdest fucking pun that has ever graced my eyeballs.
I can now die peacefully.

WAIT SO THE WHOLE NINJAS V PIRATES THING WAS ABOUT FUCKING ANIME. MOTHERFUCK. DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG I HAVE SEEN THAT DEBATE ABOUT WHICH WAS BETTER. I THOUGHT IT WAS JUST NINJAS VERSUS FUCKING PIRATES. THIS SHIT WWAS ALL OVER FUCIGN NEPOETSAND I THOGUTH IRT WAS A N ACTUAL THING BUT ONLY NOW. ONLY NOW DO I FUIND IT WAS ABOUT FUCKING GODAMN ASSLEAK ANIME. WELL PISS IN MY GLASS AND CALL IT CHAMPAGNE

1 day ago on 21 August 2014 @ 10:30pm + 17,677 notes
via shitrichcollegekidssay (originally shitrichcollegekidssay)
Anonymous
nikki minaj is a gross fuck who is overly sexual and uses too many swear words I'd rather listen to something decent like mozart.

shitrichcollegekidssay:

image

Mozart - “Leck mich im Arsch” - Canon in B flat for 6 Voices, K. 231 / K. 382c

ok.

both are true artists, no denying.

1 day ago on 21 August 2014 @ 10:28pm + 10,099 notes
via bluandorange (originally kelsium)

kelsium:

I don’t think I know anyone with this background, but maybe we can signal boost. One major thing the Ferguson organizers have been asking for specifically for several days is for service donations from mental health professionals with a background in trauma counseling, people of color would be preferable for obvious reasons. If you know someone who might be willing to either to go to Ferguson or do tele-sessions, please direct them to this form.

1 day ago on 21 August 2014 @ 10:18pm + 45,874 notes
via karaiseasilyamused (originally budweiner)
  • Baby: m..m..m-
  • Mother: memes?
  • Baby: mama
  • Mother:
  • Mother: that's not gonna get me any notes you little disappointment